Care for some cream with your coffee...?

It never fails to astound me the downright random and odd things that customers actually say!  Case in point:
I had a table of four guys the other night; just a night out with the boys, away from their wives.  They had shared a couple of bottles of wine so they were feeling good, laughing and just being dudes.  At the end of the meal I offer the customary coffee and dessert. One of the guys asks for coffee so I offer him cream and sugar.  To which he replies "I'd love some breast milk with that. Got any back there?"  I was a little taken aback but smiled and said "Sorry, we're fresh out" and walked away to get their coffees.  When I returned, the guy, seeing how he was clearly getting somes laughs from his buddies, continues "So no breast milk huh?  C'mon theres got to be some hot young thing in here somewhere we could tap!"  I smiled weakly and said "Umm..I'm leave that up to you sir."  Fueled by his friends laughter he points at an attractive lady sitting two tables away with her date and says "What about her, she's got a nice set, we could probably get something out of those!"  The woman glanced over uncomfortably but appeared not to have known what this moron was actually talking about.  At this point I was out of replies and just left the boys to their odd joke.